Tuesday, May 31, 2011

One Year In The St. George

Today I have been living in St. George for one year and so much has happened

1. I became a furniture salesmen
2. I learned that cockroaches like to snuggle with you in bed
3. For the SECOND time in 2010 I moved
4. August 22nd Spencer and I met
5. Three weeks after knowing each other Spencer and I decided we would get married
6. I switched my drugs again
7. On October 22nd I became engaged!
8. For the THIRD time in 2010 I moved
9. On January 8th 2011 I married the greatest man ever!
10. I quite my job
11. In February became a phlebotomist
12. We decided that Logan is the place we need to move to, so in August we will MOVE again.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Saline The New Street Drug

If any of you were thinking of taking Oxyotton no need to now. Just go donate at a plasma center and your curiosity for that kind of drug will vanish away.

Saline is about 20 degrees colder than your body, so obviously as it goes through a needle and enters a donors arm they will be cold.

This was the conversation I had yesterday with a donor:
Donor: "The cold from the saline used to go up my arm,enter my chest, and then EXPLODE through out my entire body...but now it just makes me arm cold."
Me: "Well what do you like better, the cold exploding or your arm just being cold?"
Donor: "When it would explode through out my body it gave me a really good rush. The same rush that I would get when I USED to take drugs."
Me: "Really...well that's neat...Maybe BioLife should just start selling saline on the street then."
Donor: "No it's way to easy to make, it's just water and salt. Not like Oxycotton, that's the drug I WAS on. It's a little harder to come by."

Like they say you learn something new everyday!